Wednesday, February 6, 2008


I'm sorry to keep mentioning famous people.  I know I should talk about Mike Huckabee's victorious third place in-your-face-Mitt-Romney-fest on Super Tuesday or Hilary's crushing 20 delegate CNN estimation over Obama, or the fact that some Americans actually risked their lives out in tornados and snow storms to vote for John Edwards.  However, people joke so much about crack cocaine, primarily because it seems like a ridiculous substance most of us have never physically been in the same room with, that when it shows up in real news, you can't help but be fascinated.

Though it probably comes as no great surprise, a Ms. Amy Winehouse is in jeopardy of not being able to perform at the Grammy's because the good folks over at Scotland Yard found a video of her smoking crack, which may revoke that U.S. visa she needs.  She also may not be able to perform at the Grammy's because SHE SMOKES FUCKING CRACK!!!  Claims that she only did so in solidarity with the writer's strike are as yet unsubstantiated.

But that isn't even the most shocking part.  While skimming through the BBC article I learned a horrific truth I don't think anyone could've possibly guessed by looking at her...

This bitch is 24 years old!  Holy shit.


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