Thursday, February 7, 2008

China Flexes Superpower Muscles Via Mass Murder Of U.S. Puppies/Kitties

This is it.  The beginning of the end.  We'd better begin phasing out those pointless French classes in schools and replace them with mandatory Chinese classes, a language that will soon compete with Spanish as the official speak of Los Estados Unitos de China.

Over the last year, Xuzhou Anying Biologic Technology Development Co. (XAC), in cahoots with the treasonous Vegas-based ChemNutra Inc., has been responsible for the deaths of thousands of U.S. puppies and kitties.  It is alleged that they maliciously contaminated over 150 brands of pet food with the industrial chemical Melamine to falsely enhance the apparent protein content of their obviously sub par wheat gluten.

Folks, welcome to Domesticated Petfare.  Never did anyone think this is where the wiley Chinese would strike first in their bid for global domination.  But they watch TV.  They know how many knockoff "Louise Vuittone" doggie carrying cases they ship over here every year to be sold on urban street corners.  They understand the American obsession with the pet as accessory, and this is their first attempt at ruining our way of life.  First you get the puppies, then you get the power, then you get to claim Disney World as your very own.

Be afraid, America.  Think about the unprecedented evil we're dealing with here.  If it can, without hesitation, kill this:

kitty kiss puppy

Just imagine what it will do to this:

hilary clinton

I for one do not want to live in that world.  This will be my last posting.  May the bodhisattva have mercy on your vajras.


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